Rajni dominates cyberspace these days - so many email forwards, sms forwards, tweets, FB status messages, blogs...They say God is everywhere...and from what we see around, it looks like Rajni is indeed God :D ..
Anyways...a point I'd like to make is - I've seen many Thalaivar fans condemning such jokes and brining about allegations of racism by north Indians who share Rajni jokes...Grow up guys! It's not just you guys who love Thalaivar, it is the whole of India and a significant portion of the rest of the world. Rajni jokes are just meant to be taken in good humor and nothing else! I'm sure Rajni himself would be laughing them off!
THE BEST PART ABOUT RAJNI IS THAT IN SPITE OF ACTUALLY BEING A GOD, HE CARRIES HIMSELF LIKE A PIOUS DEVOTEE.....That's reason enough for people to love him more than anything else in the world!
There can be a power star, rebel star, ultimate star, motor star, matter star, meter star..WHATEVER!!!!!! But there can be ONLY ONE BEING with the sobriquet "SUPER STAR"..and that is Rajni..
Anyways, here's my contribution to the cloud of Rajni jokes:
1. Rajni gives Christmas gifts to Santa Claus..
2. Rajni can eat just one, when it comes to Lays :P :P
3. Rajni can prevent Roger Federer from crying..and Maria Sharapova from grunting..
4. Rajni can smell what The Rock is cooking..:P
5. If Rajnikanth acted in Terminator, Arnold would've said - "I'll NEVER be back" :P..and the movie would've been called "Terminated"
6. The first ever spam email was the one with the subject - "The things Rajinikanth cannot do"
AND THE LAST OF THEM ALL, WHICH I CONSIDER AS MY BEST OF THEM ALL -
7. "Rajnikanth can watch a Vijay movie!" :D